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tracing_the_lines2014-05-09 04:30 pm
thedarknesswithin) wrote in tracing_the_lines2014-05-09 04:30 pm
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Is that so, Jane?
[He is not at all amused]
[He is not at all amused]
Option A: One from over here!
Option B:
1) Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
2) thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and [INSERT PERSON] reciting the plege of allegance
3) Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
4) we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
5) I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
6) I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
4) Text him instead!
Option B:
1) Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
2) thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and [INSERT PERSON] reciting the plege of allegance
3) Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
4) we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
5) I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
6) I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
4) Text him instead!
Option A: One from here!
Option B:
1) feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
2) I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
3) There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
4) No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
5) Text him!
Option B:
1) feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
2) I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
3) There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
4) No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
5) Text him!
[...]
We are from Brooklyn.
[That might be a slight pink tinge to his cheeks too.]
We are from Brooklyn.
[That might be a slight pink tinge to his cheeks too.]
A: Pick one from here
B: 1) friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
2) Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
3) he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
4) It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
5) Text her!
B: 1) friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
2) Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
3) he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
4) It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
5) Text her!
A: Pick one from here
B: 1) Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
2) At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
3) I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
4) You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
5) Text her!
B: 1) Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
2) At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
3) I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
4) You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
5) Text her!
1) that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
2) You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
3) FYI, nana is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
4) went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving.
5) Text him!
2) You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
3) FYI, nana is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
4) went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving.
5) Text him!
1) For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
2) I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
3) Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
4) Text him!
2) I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
3) Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
4) Text him!
[Felicity is just going to stare at her phone for a moment]
Pretty sure you didn't mean to send that to me, Oliver.
Pretty sure you didn't mean to send that to me, Oliver.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your room in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I don't care if we're married, you can't just walk into the bedroom with a fez expecting to get laid.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
For science. Now that is something I can get into.
(210): We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues.
I doubt our issues are the same, Mrs. Queen.
1) Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
2) Text her!
2) Text her!
Do watch who you're being demanding to, brother.
1) My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
2) And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
3) Text him!
2) And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
3) Text him!
[This has Gretel raising a slight brow]
Trying to show just how possessive you are of me, Hansel?
Trying to show just how possessive you are of me, Hansel?
A
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
B
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
B
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
Edited 2014-05-31 03:59 (UTC)
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur arse, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Of course it stopped him dead. What did you think it'd do, Scotty boy?
1. I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
2. debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
3. You jumped into so many bushes for no reason.
2. debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
3. You jumped into so many bushes for no reason.
A: I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
B: Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
C: Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
D: That amazing moment when the guy in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
or
Text her!
B: Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
C: Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
D: That amazing moment when the guy in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
or
Text her!
Jackson stared down at his phone, blinking repeatedly. It had to be a misfire. No way did she mean for that to come to him, did it? And if so, who the fuck had she been texting? He suddenly felt very angry and jealous, even though he had no reason to be.
Really? The house is empty. Come on over and let yourself in.
Really? The house is empty. Come on over and let yourself in.
1. Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
2. You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you.
3. I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
4. My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
2. You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you.
3. I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
4. My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Hopefully the other mothers didn't have too much of a fit.
1) I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there.
2) The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
3) No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
2) The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
3) No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Maybe we shouldn't be. They should come right back off. Unless you're in a place where they can't be then don't bother. I'd hate to have to hurt someone for looking.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason.
For no reason? There is always a reason, brother.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Edited 2014-06-21 15:09 (UTC)
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